Try to imagine what two hippos racing each other on only two legs would look like… it likely wouldn’t be pretty. Going with that base concept, and sporting controls that are appropriately wonky and a challenge to come to terms with, we have Clumsy Rush. Your goal? To get to the finish line in possession of the crown. Your tools? The ability to independently move your left and right legs (using the shoulder buttons) and a dash… though if you want to keep the crown on that isn’t an option since you’ll drop it. The result will be you and a friend either laughing out loud at the maddeningly streaky nature of trying to simply move in a straight line or the sound of controllers being smashed from frustration. This is absolutely a hit or miss title that isn’t terribly complex but hit the target it was aiming for by simply being silly and unique.