Have you ever been kept up at night pondering what it would be like to do incredible things in places filled with wonder and excitement? Surely if you have, one of those fever dreams has been contemplating becoming a public transportation bus driver in some remote semi-rural community somewhere in Russia… I know it’s been one I’ve had for years. The great news is that if you’re someone who has been on pins and needles waiting for a chance to live your dream job vicariously in pretty embarrassingly shoddy video game form that moment has come. SEE the practically barren countryside… SEE the inexplicable pop-in of objects even though there’s generally not much on-screen the majority of the time… LISTEN to the sounds of the same nature track on repeat forever… FEEL the thrill of having your hulking and massive bus bounce back when hitting a simple road sign instead of plowing right through it. Um, yeah, the best thing to do is simply watch a few minutes of the video and you’ll get the idea. It’s pretty bad, even if you’re just loading it up for giggles.
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