Suburbanites will likely recognize the tasks of maintaining a yard and home in some form here, but life is thankfully a bit less janky
These vocational and slice of life simulations just keep on coming, with this one aspiring to have you working on cultivating your world-class garden, but having to first spend entirely too much time grinding with suburban weekend yard work. Thrill to picking up random garbage, throwing it in a dumpster, and buying a push mower with the width of a postage stamp to mangle your overgrown lawn. Unlock exciting purchases like lawn gnomes you can’t place very effectively and that get knocked over with ease. Toil in vain to make anything you try to place down and get established line up in any satisfying way, and then be stuck with it looking janky. Enjoy tormenting the poor cat with the lawnmower and watering can. Just yeah, it’s simply a dull mess overall that I can’t really recommend.
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