Oh, how the Nintendo eShop gamescape has changed over the years. Gone are the days of censorship and sweat in place of blood, and now we can have games with plenty of tittilating details (with a typical emphasis on that first syllable) included to bring us to a new mature gaming nirvana. Well, or maybe not so much. Sure, there's a certain giggle-worthiness to the lady of the night protagonist mixing it up with zombies and some dinosaurs (just roll with it) as pieces of her clothes fall away as well as a fair amount of "adult talk"... but unfortunately the slow pace, wonky combat, and somewhat simplistic "remember detail here to solve puzzle there" roadblocks make that "mature" edge feel like the game's main selling point (for what it is) instead of the quality of the play itself.
Justin Nation, Score: