There’s nothing quite like the smell of fresh shovelware in the air this time of year
Wow. If you’re going to read anything about this game, the best quick summary is don’t buy it. No matter what you may be looking for, this doesn’t offer it. The busty main character model is simply bait to get you in, but there’s nothing remotely even sexy here, it’s just bad… give the video a look. The gunplay in the first level was bad, tedious, and lame enough, but I really didn’t appreciate the depth of the sucking on display here until I got to stage 2 and that was replaced by a laughable attempt at swordplay. There’s just no meaningful effort in making the game look, play, sound, or feel good once you get to that point, and aside from outright laughing at how ridiculous it all is, there’s really nothing here to be entertained by. You’ve been warned.
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